Reasons why the season WON'T SUCK?
Five Reasons the New Bachelor WILL Suck: 1) Jake is a little whiney girl; 2) It will be impossible for him to play his "nice guy" role while dating 20 women simultaneously; 3) Jake is not Reid Rosenthal; 4 and 5) Rinse and repeat #1 twice.
I'm only interested in being subtly famous. Possibly a cult icon but nothing more than that.
