Expectations

I think that if someone decides to remove the muffler from his or her vehicle (especially while living in a densely populated community) he or she should automatically assume that someone else will spray-paint his or her car in angry vandalism.

Penguin Humidifier

I got a humidifier for my bedside and the cheapest and best humidifier I've encountered is the Crane animal one made for kids - my daughter has one in her room. So I got myself the penguin shaped humidifier. I was thinking I should name him. The first thing that popped into my mind was "Honky" so I googled it. Urban dictionary might have other ideas for dear old Honky.