Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Maybe this isn't Michael Jackson at All!

I propose that this man we have been calling Michael Jackson is not who we think he is. I think that some very ugly middle aged woman has taken his place. It is all a conspiracy.

According to sources, we're actually looking for this guy:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So Michael Jackson doesn't actually have vitiligo! I'll have to let his dermatologist know. And he's actually gender normative-we need more people in society who blindly and rigidly adhere to social constructions of gender. What a relief!