Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I HATE DAVID COOK

Anyone watch American Idol? I hate David Cook. He's a complete douchebag.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Although he has his moments from time to time, there is something about him that just makes me ill as well as violent, wanting to gouge out my eyes with bamboo skewers and set my ears on fire!

Anonymous said...

i hate him too!!!!

PDC Ryan said...

Combover. Comb. Over.

Plus, he sucks.

Anonymous said...

People think he is so hot. I think he looks like he has down syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Tell me does putting David Cook down make you all feel better about yourselves? Because I can tell you this it makes me sick. Maybe if you all got your heads out off your asses you'd see that he's extremly talented. He's got years experiance in music so he knows what he's doing. So just leave him alone. Your only making yourselves look bad. And you can call me whatever you want I really don't care what any of you have to say.

Anonymous said...

Putting down David Cook makes me feel better because it's the right thing to do. I cannot stand idly by while the evil inherit the world. The man is a poser (in French, poseur). Everything about him is an affectation. There is no shortage of people in the world who can sing. Let's save our praise for those that have integrity and a soul.

AC said...

i LOATH david cook. the whole bamboo through the eyes thing is a pretty apt description for my reaction to him as well.
hope he wins. ai has about run it's course and his winning will def be the beginning of the end.

Mary said...

As the original author, I will consider myself moderator of this ridiculous argument.

First as an aside and merely meant as a helpful tip, Lonewolf, your arguments would be stronger if you learned the difference between "your" and "you're." Also, I'm 30. My teen days are long gone.

Second, I agree that David Cook lacks musical integrity and originality. The songs that he has sung in a "different" way are all copies of covers done by real musicians (i.e. Chris Cornell's version of Billy Jean). I will admit that David Cook has a solid voice but I agree with Kurt that there is not a shortage of good singers in this country ... although AI sure makes it seem like there is.

Lastly, I dislike ALL of the contestants this year. I singled out David Cook because I was surprised that he was receiving so much praise and, from a purely aesthetic standpoint, his hair is hideous.

AC said...

yeah, all the contestants are pretty lame. david archuleta is so robotic even his smile seems to be reloading every 3 seconds.
but cook is an especially buoyant turd. for a balding, doughy guy with mediocre talent he's just so smug. he's got this smarmy, rock-god, second-coming-of-bono vibe that's really unappealing (not to mention unwarranted.)

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AC said...

as a matter of fact my dear i'm not on anything stronger than a little pcp.
i think someone is taking it all a bit too seriously.
as impressive as your resume is (i'm sure everyone really appreciates you sharing it) it's precisely because of folks like you and your brainwashed daughter that "reality" shows like AI (that hire professional performers and scriptwriters) flourish.
there is nothng real about it.
btw, frenchfry, a "poseur" is an affected, insincere fraud, phony and fake...just like david cook!

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Mary said...

Wow. I'll be honest ... the personal insults because of my disapproval of a reality show contestant is ... shocking. And the grammar thing ... the your/you're is just a major pet peeve.

This blog is for my friends and family who are scattered all over the world. It is VERY RARE that people I don't know encounter it. If you don't like it, don't read it.

To insult me because I am tracking my pregnancy for my friends and family is UNBELIEVABLE. And to not pick on my sarcasm about my "attempt at fame" is pathetic.

Oh, and I speak French. Thanks.

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PDC Ryan said...

To those responding to a humorous comment that they probably found by googling "I hate David Cook" - good work with the personal attacks. I mean... wow.

I would have deleted the comments... frenchie and lonewolf in particular... where do these people find the time to search through obscure blogs to so vigorously defend television characters?

Don't look now... but I think one of the "So you think you can dance" contestants needs some help defending their honor... maybe you should spending the rest of the day googling so you can insult their families as well.

Anonymous said...

I was of course being a little bit hyperbolic in my comment. I do think he's a poser and has no integrity, though.

I didn't mean to incite any angry comments. For the record, I'm 43.

I still don't like David Cook.

Anonymous said...

I don't like David Cook as a singer. I love David Archuleta as a singer and person! Vote for David A if you want to knock David Cook out!

Anonymous said...

Hes a OK singer but, If he wins over david archuleta i am literally going to KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!! HE CANT WIN!!!!

Anonymous said...

Funny, people are reading my mind. I read an article where a gorgeous Chris Cornell noted that David was copying off of other artist's versions of songs. So, yeah they are all covering original songs, but instead of coming up with his own version, he is borrowing others. It makes me sick people think he is so creative.... think again, he's a total poser.

Anonymous said...

O.K. let me start by saying to everyone that if I have offended or hurt anyone I'm truly sorry. I'm not that kind of person. Mary I've looked through the pictures and you seem like an awesome person and a good friend. And congradulations to you and Ryan. I still am a David Cook fan but I shouldn't have attacked all of you for not being fans of his because you all have that right. I know this site was mostly for friends and family but I came back to apologize. Mary I saw your wedding pictures and you looked beautiful in them. Ryan your a good guy to stick up for Mary I wish both of you the best of luck. I'm very sorry I insulted you both I'm usually really nice I guess I finally snapped. Mary are you having a boy or a girl? I think Kennedy is a really nice name. Well I guess that's all once again I apologize for upsetting everyone I did. And Mary you didn't deserve what I said to you so I'm deeply sorry I guess because I'm such a big fan of his I got affended by everything written on this site. You seem very smart and besides this page have a great website. Good luck to you and Ryan when baby Kennedy arrives.

Anonymous said...

O.K. let me start by saying to Mary that I'm truly very sorry for insulting and hurting you. You didn't deserve what I said to you. I'm still a David Cook fan yes and I realize that it's o.k. if you are not because you have that right. For the baby I'm so sorry and will say congradulations to you and Ryan. I guess I got offended by all the stuff that was written and I finally snapped (if you knew me in High School you'd understand) not the best years of your life. Anyways you seem like a really good person and a good friend. And being a Lawyer that's a great career. So I apologize for eveything I said to you. You seem really smart besides this page you have a great site. And I think you look beautiful in your wedding pictures. I wish you and Ryan the best of luck when baby Kennedy arrives.

Anonymous said...

I hate him too. I can not believe that america is being fooled to think that he can sing. He does one big booming note in every song he sings and this is supposed to be awesome? thats the margin of talent? and someone lied to him when they said he looks good in a v-neck shirt.

Anonymous said...

i noticed that everytime david cook sings, he thinks he's the next daughtry.. i think archuleta will win.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with your hatred for David Cook. I was wanting Carly to win but that hope died out a few weeks ago huh? Now I really don't like either David to tell you the truth. David Cook is so smug and when he receives good comments from the judges he has that look on his face like he would expect nothing less...so irritating! I didn't like him and his old man come over since the beginning!

By the way...Kennedy is an awesome name for a baby, that is my last name:-)

Anonymous said...

Bring me David Cook and I will tell him how big of a poser he is to his face.

Mary said...

It is funny.... I don't hate David Cook nearly as much as many of the commenters.... Am I going soft?

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Anonymous said...

thank you for this post! i'm so bloody irritated by him. IRRITATED. he has no soul.

what.a.poser!!!

Anonymous said...

Hate is such a strong word and I refuse to use it. But I cannot stand David Cook. He has an ego the size of the Empire State Building. I would probably think he was OK if he didn't think HE is soooooo great!!!

I am English and live in Tanzania and watch on satellite TV but he makes me want to be sick.

I wanted Michael Johns to win.

No one can love David Cook more than he loves himself!

Anonymous said...

I hate him more that anyone he should not have won he didn't deserve it. David Archuleta was soooooooo much betta.
Archuletat would have been Beta!

Anonymous said...

I HATE DAVID COOK TOO!!!!! Like the world need another Daughtry, jeezz....

Anonymous said...

I am so disguisted with America for letting this faker win. I mean seriosly what does everyone see in him. His voice is pathetic and I really don't find him that attractive. He should leave the music industry to the people who have talent. Plus I don't know if it's just me or does he seem to think he's better then everyone else. What a loser. This guy won't last more then a year forget that not even a year.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I forgot something about David Cook he's a cry baby to. All I have to say is I'm so damn sick of seeing his face. And if I see it one more time I might actually puck. Nasty. By the way I must say this web site is pretty impressive.

Anonymous said...

i looooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeee archie <3 <3 <3 not so crazy about cook i dont fully h8 him either i feel sry 4 him but archie rox and so does jason castro 1 of them should have won.

Unknown said...

thank god i thought i was the only one who felt this way....i am not impressed with David Cook

Unknown said...

I am so glad I am not the only one who cant stand him. All he is a karoke singer from HELL

Anonymous said...

He can't sing!!!! Is the whole world messed up!!?? HE CANT SING!!! So stop thinking he isn't a sausage that sings like a badger!!!!!!! Whew, I love blogging..... Gets your frustration out......

I ♥ David Archuleta!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt -- over and over again, with my 15 year old daughter reminding me often that he comes off as fake.

I gave up yesterday. I'm weary of the effort. If he wants to come across as a jerk, let him.

Anonymous said...

I HATE DAVID COOK david a should have won I hate DAvid COOk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anonymous said...

I <3 David Archuleta like heck and I think that he shulda won, but @ the same time I think it's wrong that you're doing this to David Cook. He's okay too, just probably not u guys' style, cuz i like ballads and stuff.

And David A. thinks that David C. is a cool guy, like an "older brother" so in a way, talking about David C. like that IS betraying him! Geez u guys. Let David Cook be.
Love,
Crazy4Archie!