Tuesday, November 30, 2004

I'm going to be a lawyer goddamit

Part 1: study for finals so I don't get kicked out of school
Part 2: loose 1 cajillion pounds
Part 3: (skip part 3 b/c I have a job for next year -- go to part 4)
Part 4: buy a classy suit

Part 5: buy a fabulous bag to go with that suit

Part 6: move to Westfield
Part 7: get an adorable Westie and name him Sir Rags of Puppydom(thanks liz for the idea of grand names)

3 comments:

LastSpectator said...

If you lost a cajillion pounds...... wouldn't you turn into a black hole?........

PDC Ryan said...

I understand wanting to get a nice suit (Part 3)... but would you have to stand in a wind tunnel all the time so your hair would constantly be flailing around, like that model is clearly doing?

That seems like a big time commitment.

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